By Mike Mankiewicz
Photo by Marek Studzinski on Unsplash
Top 10 reasons why doing the dishes is better than political talk shows.
1 Because finding that missing fork is more thrilling than any political debate.
2 Listening to the clinking of plates is more melodious than political banter.
3 Scrubbing dishes burns more calories than yelling at the TV screen.
4 Soap bubbles are better conversationalists and more visually appealing.
5 The only spin you’ll find is when the water goes down the drain.
6 The only debates you’ll have are about whether to use the sponge or the scrubber.
7 There’s no need for fact-checking while doing dishes.
8 Standing and moving while doing dishes can provide some light physical activity.
9 The rhythmic nature of dishwashing might stimulate creative thoughts or ideas. Politicians don’t have those.
10 Washing the dishes allows you to showcase your Mastery in the art of multitasking! You can get something done while still flapping your gums.
Mike Mankiewicz worked in radio for 35 years which is why he is such a smart alec. He loves to make fun of everything including himself. He will write why free movies kick booty, why do people act so goofy sometimes and always remember laughter is good for the soul!
