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Revelations from the Edge

Refrigerator Drama!

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By Mike Mankiewicz

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4 Movies to Guide Your Investigation

Discover four movies that offer entertainment and lessons in solving culinary crimes. Perfect for dealing with the office drama of break room snack thieves and rude people living at your home taking your food!

Channel your inner detective and triumph over snack injustice!

Have you ever experienced the gut-wrenching betrayal of finding your beloved snack missing from the fridge?

You had the perfect plan!

It would be a great Friday afternoon snack.

A rich cup of coffee. Maybe add a little cinnamon from the break room pantry.

Even better! A little cocoa powder! Because your snack is double fudge chocolate cake you brought from the party.

A triple chocolate delight!

Oh, this will be so great!

You worked extra hard this week, finally got those reports finished, and you’re pretty sure there’s just enough whipped cream left to top it off.

The absolute perfect reward for a job well done.

You open the fridge and the cake is gone!

But who would…

Probably that conniving scoundrel Peterson in sales. He’s always in and out. He’d have plenty of time to devour your snack. Then plant evidence crumbs on someone else’s desk. Taylor, in accounting, has shifty eyes. Carlota at the front desk can move around easily undetected.

Or your spouse, whom you promised to love, honor and cherish, who rudely ate YOUR snack. Or your children … yes, you “love” them but not when it comes to your snacks. Or your 80-year-old mother, com’n go buy your own or better yet, bake another cake.

You need help solving this heinous crime!

Four Detective Movies to Guide Your Investigation

1. Fletch (1985)

Follow Irwin Fletcher’s investigative skills in uncovering mysteries, perfect for achieving snack justice.

2. The Nice Guys (2016)

Join Jack Healy and Holland March in their unconventional yet effective methods of cracking cases, similar to your quest for snack retribution.

3. Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery (2022)

Experience Benoit Blanc’s deductive prowess in solving murder mysteries, ensuring your snack thief doesn’t stand a chance.

4. Who Framed Roger Rabbit (1988)

Learn from Eddie Valiant’s detective skills in solving complex cases, leaving snack thieves laughing until they confess.

You are not alone in your quest for justice in the break room. Channel your inner detective with the lessons from these cinematic detectives. You will triumph over snack thieves and emerge victorious, cake in hand and dignity intact.

After all, when the last piece of double fudge chocolate cake is on the line, there’s no mystery too challenging and no culprit too cunning to evade the long arm of snack justice.

Mike Mankiewicz
Mike Mankiewicz
Mike Mankiewicz worked in radio for 35 years, which is why he is such a smart alec. He loves to make fun of everything, including himself. He will write about why free movies kick booty and why people act so goofy sometimes, and he will always remember that laughter is good for the soul!
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